Jumbled

lulz-time:

supersaiyaneddie:
“Go away! Only 1 bitch should be in his life, and that’s me.”

lulz-time:

supersaiyaneddie:

“Go away! Only 1 bitch should be in his life, and that’s me.”

(Source: lokalrunde)

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

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I WASN’T KIDDING

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When I make a joke

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mylifeasadinosaur:

I’m just like:

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Even though everyone else is like:

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Every fucking time.

When on tumblr:

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When in public

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THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 

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theclearlydope:

Things I’d rather walk on with my bare feet instead of stepping foot into this room.
1. Fire.
2. More fire.
3. All of the fire.

theclearlydope:

Things I’d rather walk on with my bare feet instead of stepping foot into this room.

1. Fire.

2. More fire.

3. All of the fire.

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theresallwaystomorrow:

professional-phan-girl:

littlelid:

guaminator:

ssomewhatgolden:

theklwix:

katethemusical:

Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.

Omg

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.

Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….
……………….
……..
up to something.

You’re still working here, after all this time?
Always

Omg stop

theresallwaystomorrow:

professional-phan-girl:

littlelid:

guaminator:

ssomewhatgolden:

theklwix:

katethemusical:

Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.

Omg

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.

Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….

……………….

……..

up to something.

You’re still working here, after all this time?

Always

Omg stop

(Source: sunflowerexistence, via memewhore)

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

(Source: jackiekelso, via memewhore)